SMS / Text Messages

Heart is mobile and u r sim

Funny SMS

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

Find and marry me!

Cool/Decent SMS

How Cute!

A Boy & A Girl Were Playing Hide-Seek..

She Sent A SMS:"

If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me..

If You Can't
I'm Hidden In D Shed".!

Pain felt by heart or hand

Cool/Decent SMS

Cute feeling..:
My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!!

But my heart always pain
when there is no reply
from you..!!

sitting at the table

Motivational Quotes SMS

Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner,
unless you eat some of what's on that plate.
Being in America doesn't make you an American.
Being born in America doesn't make you an American...
proud it where ever you from....

Beauty is every where even in ourselves.

Motivational Quotes SMS

People often say that beauty lies in d eyes of beholder
n I say that most liberating thing about beauty
is realizing that u r the beholder,
this empowers us to find beauty
where others havent dared to look;
including inside ourselves.

How is the situation

Funny SMS

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation?"

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..:-P