ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/\________

"Interesting Confusions"

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.

Height Of Illiteracy:

You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lovers Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

When someone really likes you,
They will never hurt you!!
n
If they do!
you can see it in their eyes
that it hurts them too.

"When problems are so big
and
your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don't give up.
Cause Where your strength ends,
the grace of ALLAH begins."

Best gift can be a HUG
one size fits all
&
no one ever minds
if u return it .. .. ..;)

Anything is more important
when you can not get it.

When you can get it
this is less important for you.

This is nature of every human.