Khuwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah
Khuwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
Ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
Sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na
Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na,
Aansu teri palkon pe kabhi aaye na,
Poora ho tera har khwab aur jo poora na ho
Woh khawab kabhi aaye na
Difference between shit and oh shit
Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
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but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P
Every human has four endowments
Every human has four endowments
self-awareness,
conscience,
independent will
and
creative imagination.
These give us the ultimate human freedom...
The power to choose, to respond, to change.
(Stephen Covey)
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
I've seen angels in the sky
I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
What we can or cannot do
What we can or cannot do,
what we consider possible or impossible,
is rarely a function of our true capability.
It is more likely a function of our
beliefs about who we are.
(Anthony Robbins)
Don't drink unboiled water
Attention plz...!
Don't drink unboiled water..
Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!
Picture on driving license and facebook
Funny Truth-
No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
If 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me....
If 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me....
If one person cares 4 U, tat would be me again....
If no one cares 4 U,
that means I M not in this world...
The first secret of success.
People become really quite remarkable
when they start thinking that they can do things.
When they believe in themselves
they have the first secret of success.
(Norman Vincent Peale)
I'm warning you
Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..
Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
Girl : That's why I'm warning you..
Hurry up ! :D :D