Difference between Husband & gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Positive thinking poem
A short poem about bird droppings that reframes positivity with a cow comparison.
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don't worry u don't cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Positive thinking is like
Positive thinking is like.....
U r standing on the middle of the road.........
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head....
But you remain calm...
and thanks to God...
that cows dont fly:)
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Life is like a novel
"Life is like a novel and every day is a new page.
so if a page is sad next will b happy..
so don't worry turn the page and enjoy the life..
You were born with potential.
You were born with potential.
You were born with goodness and trust.
You were born with ideals and dreams.
You were born with greatness.
You were born with wings.
You are not meant for crawling, so dont.
You have wings.
Learn to use them and fly.
(Rumi)
Realize value & respect girls
Girls leave their own homes to bring happiness to others' homes. A reminder to see what they actually give up.
Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home?
Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty,
After filling their own home with color of Happiness,
They go away 2 colour others home,
realise the values of gals n respect them
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How he got into the house
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer.
“No, no no!‚ said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. Ive been trying for years.‚
itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.
Death is not the biggest fear we have
A Don Miguel Ruiz quote about fear — not of death, but of showing up as yourself.
Death is not the biggest fear we have;
our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive --
the risk to be alive and express what we really are.
(Don Miguel Ruiz)