An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ... ?"
Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
Have Money That Time n I said
"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !
Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,
The Husband Said:
"When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey"
His Bride Replied:
"I Know But I Didn't
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding"
Self-pity gets you nowhere.
One must have the adventurous daring to accept
oneself as a bundle of possibilities and
undertake the most interesting game
in the world -- making the most of one's best.
(Harry Emerson Fosdick)
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling
Magic Words For A
Great Relationship Are,
" I Love You "
" Just The Way You Are "
The only man who never makes mistakes
is the man who never does anything.
(Theodore Roosevelt)
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don't exist.