If you deliberately plan on being less
than you are capable of being,
then I arn you that you'll be
unhappy for the rest of your life.

(Abraham H. Maslow)

True bravery is to arrive home ...
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

"hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."

You can have anything you want,
if you want it badly enough.
You can be anything you want to be,
do anything you set out to accomplish if you
hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.

(Abraham Lincoln)

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Kashif: I is ......

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.

"To create a relation is
as simple as to write SAND with SAND on SAND....

while to maintain a relation is
as difficult as to write WATER with WATER on WATER.."

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..