Man cn Nvr Forget 2 Face in his whole Life....
-D 1 Who HOLDS his hand in Difficult Time.
-D other Who LEAVES Him Alone in Difficult Time

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
All things comes to end.....
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p

You don’t understand
-cutting unless you’re a cutter.
-drugs unless you’re a druggie.
-suicide unless you’ve attempted it.
-depression unless you’ve felt it.
-eating disorders unless you’ve had one.
-me unless you’ve been through what I’ve been through.
So don’t act like you understand.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

The man who trims himself
to suit everybody will soon
whittle himself away.

(Charles Schwab)

Never try to hide ur secrets
from a person who can read ur Eyes..

Because the one who reads your eyes
is always an expert in reading your Heart..!