Its not
who you are that holds you back,
its
who you think youre not.

(Unknown)

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

"Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ...
Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi...
Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k...
Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi...
khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay ...
Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi...
Har aik se pucha sabab us kay na milne ka ...
Har eik ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi nahi...!!

To be yourself in a world
that is constantly trying to
make you something else is
the greatest accomplishment.

(Ralph Waldo Emerson)

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Everybody seems to
be SPECIAL at first sight,
But only the SPECIAL ones
maintain their level of dignity
till the last sight of the life.

A comparison of how boys and girls each find a way to settle abroad.

How to settle abroad?

For Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in ielts n toefl
Apply for student visa
Wait for the call
Appear in the interview
Get admission in a university
Get good grades
Search for a job
Work hard, earn well to settle

For Girls:
Marry this guy