Broken trust is like melted chocolate
Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
No matter how u tried to freeze it,
it will never return to its original Shape..!
Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
No matter how u tried to freeze it,
it will never return to its original Shape..!
Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
Sardars Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Dont Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again.
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Finish each day and be done with it.
You have done what you could;
some blunders and absurdities have crept in;
forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day;
you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit
to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
Know the true value of time;
snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it.
No idleness, no delay, no procrastination;
never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
(Earl of Chesterfield)
Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"
The Sardars Celebrated.
Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara¢â‚¬Â¦
Good Night...!
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai