A daughter switched from calling her dad 'Papa' to 'DaD' — because saying Papa smudges her lipstick.
Papa beti sa:-
Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,
Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?
Beti:-
Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.‚
A clever double-duty Roman Urdu SMS that works equally as a good night or a good morning, depending on when it lands.
X'cuse me,
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to "GoodNight".
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir "GoodMorning".
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"
Two sides of the same shortage: love is always something we want more of, and almost never something we give enough of.
The one thing we can never get enough of is love.
And the one thing we never give enough is love.
If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK
A wry breakdown of what love actually costs: phone calls, constant longing, lost freedom, and waiting for a message that might never come.
PYAR means....
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don't PYAR.
An 0utstanding Answer By
A Child When Asked,
"What is DREAM..?"
He Replied:
"Where There Is No Price
Tags 0n The Toys Which
I Love n Like The Most..." =)
Roman Urdu verse about naming the beloved 'zindagi' (life) so that name at least stays close until the moment of death.
Kia kahon tujhey ?
khuwab kahoon to toot jayega…...... ..
Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega……........
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du……
Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega….
This Funny fact always happen wid me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
.
.
But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)
A melodramatic Urdu verse about exam stress comparing the whole ordeal to maya (illusion) — even the syllabus feels like a cosmic trick.
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
New Economic Analysis:
Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-)