A Nice Line Said By A Broken Heart

"Plz Dont Come One More Time Infront Of Me,
Otherwise
I'll Trust U Again"

A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word.

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away.

A one-liner comparing students to air — both flip pages without reading.

Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

Most of us never reach the level of achievement
of which we are capable
because we don't challenge ourselves . . .
let us keep ourself challenging.

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I've suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!