A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P

Best Msg for today's World:
Don't Try To Be Different, Just Be Good...!
Bcoz, now a days just being good is different enough...!!! ;)

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz
Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz

Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko manane
Mujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz

kabi b maine to socha b nahi tha
Vo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz

Har roz aieene sey yehi poochti hun mae
Kia rukh pe tabassum sajayein gein kisi roz?

Urney do in parindon ko azaad fizaon mein
Tumhare hon agar to lout ayein gein kisi roz

Apne sitam ka dekh lena khud hi Saqi tum
Zakham e jigar tamaam log dekhein gein kisi roz !

birds are chillaying
murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching

all are kahing
to u Good Morning

&

u r still soying???

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

I Have Decided To Stay Quiet
When You Hurt Me!

Because If I Hurt You Back
Eventually It Is Gonna Hurt Me
More Than You!

Small but Touching Thought:
"Before U Break Someone's Heart,
Make Sure u r Not In It"