SMS / Text Messages

Wanted single girl

Funny SMS

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WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
Able To Cook,
Love And Have Job,
Must Have
HOUSE & CAR.
Plz Send Picture 0f
HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz

Broken Heart SMS, Ghazal SMS

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz
Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz

Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko manane
Mujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz

kabi b maine to socha b nahi tha
Vo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz

Har roz aieene sey yehi poochti hun mae
Kia rukh pe tabassum sajayein gein kisi roz?

Urney do in parindon ko azaad fizaon mein
Tumhare hon agar to lout ayein gein kisi roz

Apne sitam ka dekh lena khud hi Saqi tum
Zakham e jigar tamaam log dekhein gein kisi roz !

Stop only when we enter the examination hall

Exam SMS, Funny SMS

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

birds are chillaying

Hindi Good Morning SMS

A playful Hinglish morning update narrating nature waking up in wonderfully creative spelling, from chirping birds to a glowing peacock.

birds are chillaying
murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching

all are kahing
to u Good Morning

&

u r still soying???

Sardar going to shikaar

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko

Hindi Flirt SMS

A dramatic Urdu verse gets hijacked by a college confession — you're not the only one setting hearts on fire around here.

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.