Exam insurance SMS: if results existed as an insurance policy, you'd pay the premium — pass is fine, but at least you'd get a claim on failure.
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete...
Newtons Universal Law Of Love:
Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
A setup that asks if you can taste ginger — then delivers a classic insult in Roman Urdu.
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Just because my eyes do not show tears,
doesn't mean my heart doesn't cry n i don't get hurt.
Just because I come out strong, doesn't mean
there is nothing wrong.
Often I choose to pretend that I'm happy.
So I don't have to explain myself to people
who'll never understand.
Smiling has always been easier than
explaining y I'm sad...!
A spot-on description of those early unmistakable symptoms when you're rereading the same line ten times and one name has taken over your entire mind.
When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love".
Don't show so much of love
on anyone
because
it creates a non-curable pain
when they avoid u.
You're not waiting on someone to save you. You are the answer and the solution — it's all in you.
Always do wat u r afraid to do in life because,
to the questions of life
You are the answer
&
To the problems of life
You are the solution
Its all in "U". :)