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Mehboob ko joker kehna
Sabab Rone Ka Wo Puchain To Qasid Itna Keh Dena,
Mjhe Hansna Nhi Ata Jahan Pr Tm Nhi Hote
Tashreeh:
Is Sher Mai Shayir Apne Mehboob Ko Joker Keh Rha Hy ;->
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