Punjabi SMS about the side effects of falling in love — you end up counting stars all night instead of sleeping.
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
Funny SMS / Text Messages
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
A good morning SMS that opens with poetic observations about someone looking flustered and glowing, then lands on the real reason: they haven't bathed in days.
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
?Good Morning?
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Exam-season panic SMS: looking at the syllabus four days before the test feels like a song about change, but seeing the question paper confirms it's all unknown.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds.
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Itne kum marks..??
Father threatens to slap his son over poor marks; son quietly mentions he has already found out where the teacher lives.
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
A boy asks if the girl will love him with a broken heart or until her heart breaks. She responds with a broken slipper or until it breaks.
Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.
Independance day date
Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho
Flattery folded inside a light insult: your smile is dangerous, your blush lethal — were you always this trouble or did someone teach you?
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?
Shoq Mohobbat Ka Ab Tak Na Choota
A brief Urdu couplet about a heart broken many times over — but still unable to give up on love despite it.
Ek Bar Nahi Yeh Dill Sou Baar Hai Toota...
Par Shoq Mohobbat Ka Ab Tak Na Choota... :P :*
Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Wake up with a smile
It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Good Morning :-)