Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
Attributed to Veena Malik: marital advice for when your wife isn't in the mood that turns out to be surprisingly practical.
Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare
Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K
Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P
"Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"
A man on an unfamiliar phone agrees to every luxury purchase his wife proposes — then wonders who the phone belongs to.
4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja.
Man: Hello
BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?
Man: Han jan lelo
BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?
Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon
Man: Han theek hy
Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy
Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai.
Munni and Sheela's famous Bollywood dances are perfectly acceptable — but when someone else tries the same moves, it's a character problem.
"Munni Aur Sheela"
Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. .
Aur!
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MAIN Karn To
"SALA Character Dhela Hy!
Altaf Bhai' Press Confrence Karte Huwe Ropare!
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
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I laugh again
A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O
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A couplet about missing someone wherever laughter happens — then a note explaining what the poet was really saying about them.
Sabab Rone Ka Wo Puchain To Qasid Itna Keh Dena,
Mjhe Hansna Nhi Ata Jahan Pr Tm Nhi Hote
Tashreeh:
Is Sher Mai Shayir Apne Mehboob Ko Joker Keh Rha Hy ;->
A woman tells her doctor her lips are infected — the doctor's diagnosis and his reasoning are both fairly unkind.
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.
Bush's dog decides he's had enough and makes a dramatic political statement while sinking — a slapstick jab at cohabitation and loyalty.
Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
Builds slow suspense asking what happens when lips meet lips — the answer is simply that your mouth closes.
Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai
A backhanded compliment: God spent extra time creating you, which — as the punchline reveals — is exactly what happens with pointless things.
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....
"simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".