Funny SMS / Text Messages

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal ¢â‚¬Å“KATORI¢â‚¬Â utha aur shuru ho ja.

Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare
Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K
Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P

"Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"

Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja.

Man: Hello
BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?

Man: Han jan lelo
BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?

Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon

Man: Han theek hy
Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy

Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai.

Sala character dheela hay

"Munni Aur Sheela"

Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. .
Aur!
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MAIN Karn To

"SALA Character Dhela Hy!
Altaf Bhai' Press Confrence Karte Huwe Ropare!

Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O

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Mehboob ko joker kehna

Sabab Rone Ka Wo Puchain To Qasid Itna Keh Dena,
Mjhe Hansna Nhi Ata Jahan Pr Tm Nhi Hote

Tashreeh:
Is Sher Mai Shayir Apne Mehboob Ko Joker Keh Rha Hy ;->

Lips pe infection

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!