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Most expensive way to sleep
The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
- Before I sleep
- Things 2 take note when u sleep
- May u sleep peacefully thru out the night
- Habbit of talking in sleep
- Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
- Time to sleep!
- 5 minutes of sleep left
- It is wrong to sleep with married women.
- Sleep stands for
- Dream a dream tonight as you sleep
- Your remaining sleep time is over
- When a man holds a woman hands?
- Differentiate wife and mother
- Man before Marriage is like Airtel
- The Equation of Marriage
- Behavior before and after marriage
- Before and after marriage
- Marriage is made of trust & understanding
- Before & after marriage
- Wishing you a very happy woman's day!
- First marriage is the triumph of
- Sometimes saying sorry is most difficult
- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
- Yoga affect on drinking habbit
- Still wake ... Good Night
- If marriages are made in heaven
- Monkeys play football
- Kiss is the key of love.
- Before marriage, After marriage
- An excellent saying......good morning
- Don't copy if u can't paste! :p
- 4 Stages of marriage
- Words for long and happy marriage
Before I sleep, I count my blessings instead of problems. I make sure I sleep happy and grateful. Good night.
Things 2 take note when u sleep: 1st-miss me, 2nd-think of me, 3rd-hug me, 4th-love me. Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes. Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good night
A bed of clouds for U to sleep, Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U, May u sleep peacefully thru out the night. Good Night
A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-)
Now, Birds R Silent. Buterflies R Hanging.. Sun Is Sleeping Moon Is Watching U, Sshhhhhhhh.. Its Time 2 Sleep,Close Ur Eyes.. Sweet Dreams..
Everyone Has To Admit That The Most Depressing Moment Is When You Wake Up Early And Realize That You Only Have Five Minutes Of Sleep Left. Good Morning :)
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
"S.L.E.E.P" S-Say thanks to the god. L-Lying on the bed. E- Eyes closed slowly E-End of the day. P-Plan for the next day. 'G00D NIGHT'
Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn't find a better friend like you! GoodNight
Dear Friend's! Your Remaining Sleeping Time Has been Expired SO Plz Leave Ur Bed Open Ur Eyes And c Ur Mobile I wish U *Salam.E.Subah* & *G00D M0RNING*
"When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
A beautiful woman draws strength from troubles, smiles during distress and grows stronger with prayers & hope. Send this to a beautiful woman. I just did! Wishing you a very happy woman's day!
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
Sometimes saying sorry is the most difficult thin on earth... But its the cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called Relationship..!!!
What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
. ' 12 ' . 9 !/ 3 ' . 6 . ' . ' 12 ' . 9 !_ 3 ' . 6 . ' . ' 12 ' . 9 _! 3 ' . 6 . ' still awake? Time to sleep, GOOD NITE + SLEEP TIGHT + SWEET DREAMZ!!!
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!
Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.
*Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
An excellent saying "The Dream is not what you see in sleep, Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep." Good morning
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]
4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.
7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It's my fault.