Hindi Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.

Sardar: Hota hay.

FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)

Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Shayari by Sardar ji:

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Nurse - “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji - ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”

Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p