Sardar SMS: funny sardar jokes in Urdu, Hindi and English
A polite Lucknowi nawab tries his formal courtesy on a Sardar — and gets a very different kind of response.
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
Decodes every Sardar's surname 'SINGH' as an acronym meaning he is not a human but a donkey.
Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?
Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know?
Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
A Sardar lies on train tracks citing a past near-miss with a plane as evidence he's completely invincible.
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
A Sardar is sentenced to a 5am execution and finds it genuinely funny — for a very practical reason.
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
Wife tells Sardar to slow the bike because she's scared; he says if she's scared she can just close her eyes like he already has.
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English.
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
Sardar's wife made unusually tasty chicken; confesses the bird got a little burnt so she applied Burnol (burn ointment) to it.
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Sardar tells the air hostess she looks just like his wife; she slaps him; he says: same habit too.
1 sardar airhostess se,
"Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!"
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"
Sardar hit by a truck is still shaking; explains why: the truck had 'Phir Milenge' (See You Again) written on the back.
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
"Phir Milenge"
Captain calls nine young men forward; Sardar refuses to move — he was number ten so only nine were called.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Sardar tells his girlfriend 'I love you' and falls to the floor — literally demonstrating what falling in love means.
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Three sardars can't split a bed fairly; one sleeps on the floor; the other immediately invites him back up now there's room.
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.