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Shopping is always more fun
SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own
- Sardar shopping early
- SEND me all UR MONEY
- Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE
- Reason for girls to live longer
- Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
- I will kill u for free
- Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES
- Successful people make money
- Thanking & Wishing Happy New Year to Hubby
- In The Universal Bank of God
- Money is just a piece of paper
- Happy New Year Honey
- All problems an apple can make
- Problems an apple can make
- 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?
- The subscriber cannot be reached
- Girls wont mind dating with monkeys
- Love more important than money
- A successful man
- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
- Money wrapped in a rubber band?
- What is a girl friend?
- A successful man / woman
- Girl fully exhausted
- 6 things can come at any time
- Give me a pocket full of money
- Want to make money through facebook?
- If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
- 7 reasons positive emotions are good
- Do you love me just because..?
- Secret of successful marriage
- What a lovely weekend I enjoyed
- Men are like bank accounts.
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does
Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]
i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy
Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)
It Has Been Great Spending Good Times Together As We Share Our Love, As We Start Another Year I Pray That God Will Make You Strong To Be Able To Take Care Of Us. Thanks and Happy New Year.
In The Universal Bank of God God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you, So,Enjoy spending.. Happy New Year.
I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.
Honey I Love You, So Much. I Look Forward To Spending Another Wonderful Year Of My Life With You. You Mean The World To Me And I Can’t Do Without You. Happy New Year!!!!
Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p
Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make
7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ? 1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever, 2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat, 3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans, 4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend, 5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years […]
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
"If Money Ever Grew On Trees Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"
All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband!
What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"
In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .
Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P
If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)
7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart: 1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely 2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body 3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout 4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure 5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol 6-Holding […]
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared. . On Monday. Jeweller called boy: There's no money in your account. Boy: I know, But, you can't imagine what […]
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.