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Give me a pocket full of money
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
- Always keep ur pic in ur pocket
- SEND me all UR MONEY
- A festival full of sweet childhood memories
- I will give both of them
- Successful people make money
- Money is just a piece of paper
- Love more important than money
- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
- Money wrapped in a rubber band?
- Want to make money through facebook?
- Give yourself ....
- Give me another Girlfriend..!!
- Rs.500 for each money-saving idea
- If CARE is a WAVE, I give u sea
- If ur friendship be money
- Full form of maths
- Give everything 2 enjoy life
- Education, Money, Wife & Friendship
- What is the full form of singh
- Give Lips to one
- The full form of PAINS !
- Doctor suggested full body Xray
- TEACHER is a full form of
- Full form of FRIENSHIP:-
- Life is full of Blessings
- Full form of maths.
- Deposited 365 days full of Love
- Some can give u Crying & tears.
- World is full of willing people
- Give a real gift to anyone
- Full stop is not a real end
- Being a full-time mother . . . highest salaried job
- When you give up you lose
Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever u face any problem just c ur pic & say 3 times, "if I can face this, I can face anything"
Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
A festival full of sweet childhood memories, sky full of fireworks, mouth full of sweets, house full of diyas and heart full of joy. Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)
I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.
All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband!
Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P
Give yourself a chance, Give yourself the moment, Give yourself the freedom, Give yourself the power, Give yourself the confidence, Live for today not for tomorrow, Live the EXTREME !!!!!!! Because you got yourself only one life... LIVE IT !!!!
Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!
Company offered Rs.500 for each money-saving idea submitted by it's employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250:p
If CARE is a WAVE, i give u SEA. If RESPECT is a LEAF, i give u TREE. If TRUST is a PLANET, i give u GALAXY, if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE, i give u MINE 4 FREE.. keep smiling.
If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If your friendship be love, I'll be luckiest man. But your friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man.
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
Man to God: "Please Give Me 'Everything' So That I Can Enjoy 'Life'..." God Smiled And Replied: "I Have Given You 'Life'To Enjoy 'Everything'..." :-)
Education gives Quality of Life! Money gives Quality of Respect! Wife gives Quality of Love! But Friendship gives Quality of Heart!
What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give love to all but Heart to one, Let everybody love you But you love one.
Whenever you get pain in your life Just think about the full form of PAINS ! Positive Attitude In Negative Situation
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
TEACHER is a full form of T-Talent E-Education A-Attitude C-Character H-Harmony E-Efficient R-Relation Happy Teachers Day
Full form of FRIENSHIP:- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless
One Man Cried Wen He had no shoes , But he stopped crying when He saw a man without legs‚¦. Life is full of Blessings , Sum time we Dont understand it..!! !!
Question:What is the full form of maths. Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 365 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !
Some can give u Crying & tears. Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles. But only rare can give u Laughing tears & Crying smiles. Those r simply called Friends.
World is full of willing people Some willing to work and others like me, Willing to let them work
If You Want To Give A Real Gift To Anyone, Give Them Your Time, Attention & Importance A Loving Heart Doesn't Expect Anything More Than That !!
Full stop is not a real end, Because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, Failure is not the real end, It is the real beginning of success.
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)
Don't ever give up. Even when it seems impossible, Something will always pull you through. The hardest times get even worse when you lose hope. As long as you believe you can do it, You can. But When you give up, You lose !