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A child after 3 month of marriage
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
- I want my child to laugh
- Happy last month of the year
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
- Any boyfriend before marriage
- Old man, child and the door bell
- The blessed month of Ramadan
- Best month to get married
- Secret of successful marriage
- Happy new month of JUNE
- Wishing Blessed Month of Christmas!!
- Love filled Valentine Month..!!
- May this Ramadan be month of blessings
- Before and after marriage
- make me a child again
- Before & after marriage
- A child can teach an adult 3 things
- A child uses its thumb 2 chew
- Man before Marriage is like Airtel
- The Equation of Marriage
- First marriage is the triumph of
- Marriage is made of trust & understanding
- Before marriage, After marriage
- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
- This Is The Month Of Candies
- Ramadan is a month of Allah
- 4 Stages of marriage
- Behavior before and after marriage
- Love marriage is better because
- Beginning of a new month or year
- The holy month of Ramadan begins
- Wishing u 1 month of ramadan
- The holy month of Ramadan
- Marriage is like going to a restaurant
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Happy last month of the year May God achieve your all remaining goals in this last month of the year, Whatever u havn't completd in 11 months Ameen!
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.
Old man walking on the street, sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell. Old man goes to the door, rings the bell & says: what else? Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!
It's the month when the devils are chained, the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened. It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness. It's the blessed month of ramadhan. May Allah shower his blessings and grant you forgiveness in this holy month.
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octemb ruary 1st Man: Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month 2nd Man: Exactly
A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Happy new month I pray the month of june will bring forth to our life: J...joyful noise. U..unlimited favour. N..new mercy. E..everlasting grace
It is d month of Cakes n Candles, Snow n Songs, Carols n Joys, Laughter n Love, Its DECEMBER.. Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!
Its d Month of Kisses,Surprises, Proposals n Dates, Chocolates n Gifts, Hugs n LuvSongs It's feb.. Wishng u a Love filled Valentine Month..!!
May this Ramadan be month of blessings, A month full of forgivenesses & guidences for you and your family! Amen Ramadan Kareem Mubarak
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]
Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight make me a child again just for to-night! ~Elizabeth Akers Allen
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
A child can teach an adult 3 things: 1_To be happy for no reason, 2-To always be busy with something, and 3-To know how to demand with all his might that which he desires. ~Paulo Coelho
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
*Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
This Is The Month Of Candies, Cakes, Coolness, Snows, X 'Mas Songs, X'Mas Sandals, Etc... So Enjoy The Every Moment With Peace & Happiness.
Ramadan is a month of Allah Whose beginning is Mercy Whose middle is Forgiveness Whose end is Freedom from Fire
4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
As the crescent moon is sighted... And the holy month of Ramadan begins... May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & peace !
Wishing u 1 month of ramadan, 4 weeks of barkat, 30 days of forgiveness, 720 hours of guidance, 43200 minutes of purification, 2592000 secs of Nuur..!! Ramadan Mubarak
The holy month of Ramadan, For all Muslims has begun. Praising Allah through the day, From dawn to dusk we fast and pray. We pay zakah (charity) for those in need, Trying hard to do good deeds. Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....