A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you.
2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!
Grand romantic promises — pulling down the moon, redirecting winds — followed by an honest admission that most of it is just sweet lies.
teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
A comically exaggerated declaration stacking wild comparisons — Pepsi, smelly socks, political corruption — all to say those three words with a grin.
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
I Sought For LOVE
But LOVE Ran Away From Me ...
I Sought My SOUL
But SOUL Couldn't See ...
Then
I Sought YOU
And I Found All THREE ...
Roman Urdu verse about daily small losses — a breaking dream, a drifting friend — and the pattern of the most-remembered always forgetting first.
Har roz koi khuwaab toot jaata hay
har roz koi apna rooth jaata hay
naa janay meri Qismat main kya hay
jisay main yaad karon wohi mujhe bhool jaata hay...
Expect the people you love to be better.
It helps them to become better.
But don't get upset when they fail.
It helps them keep trying.!
Roman Urdu SMS on a mother's enduring prayer: like moisture that stays in sand long after the sea has gone dry.
1 Din maa se pocha k
maa k marnay k baad,
dua kon karay ga?
Tu maa boli!
Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi
rait mein nami reh jati hay
When u are at the end of the rope,
just tie "one" knot and hang on
ill surely come and tie the remaining " two" around you.....
remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! !
whenever , wherever ill be there for you
good night and sweet dreams!!
A brief Roman Urdu wisdom piece observing that no mirror reflects a person more truthfully than the words that come out of their mouth.
Koi sheesha insan ki itni haqeeqi
Tasveer paish nahi kar sakta
Jitni us ki guftago paish karti hai"
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That's true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
A declaration that one person has become more precious than life itself — every friendship and bond worth less than their love.
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
Husband complains wife can't remove stones from rice; she fires back that he has 32 teeth and can chew them himself.
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?