Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .

"Life Has No Pause Button
Dreams Have No Expiry Dates
&
Time Takes No Holiday"

LOVE
is not about whom
you have known the longest..
OR
Who came first...
OR
Who cares the best...

It's all about WHO CAME & NEVER LEFT.

A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend

" You Are As Useless As.
.
.
.
.
.
.
''AY'' In ''OKAY'' :P

Never ever try to test friendship
because friends are like diamonds
when you hit them they don't break
but may slip away from your life

Smile is completed
When It begins with you Lips,
Reflects in your Eyes,
&
Ends with a glow on your Face
I Wish U many many Smiling Moments in ur life.

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST