Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

A good luck wish packed with every cell, bone, and heartbeat — all sent your way.

With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...

You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME....

If A Boy Cries For A Girl,
That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid,

If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl,
That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn

If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl',
That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser

If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl',
That Doesn't Mean He's Just Got Addicted To Her

If A Boy Is Obsessed For One Girl,
That Doesn't Mean He Cant Be With Any Other Girl

If A Boy Is Crazy For One Girl,
That Doesn't Mean He Has Lost His Mind….

But,
All That Means Is,
He Loves That Girl So Much
That He Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

Boss hangs a poster in Office
"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
"Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."

Every moment of ur life is a picture
which u had never seen before and
which u'll never see again.

So enjoy n live life
&
make each moment beautiful.

Smile For The Ones You Love...
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy...
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes ...
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything ...
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless ...

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"