A Roman Urdu poem that starts poetic but ends with mosque slipper theft.

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Never ever thought we will not be together this day.
I am really missing you very much.
The Rakhi you send is very good,
it's looking great on my wrist.
I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year.
May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success.
Take care.
Miss You..!

P.S:If u haven't send me rakhi yet,send it immediately:p

A funny Roman Urdu good morning about sending cheerful daily greetings and receiving back a stare that looks like a compiler error report.

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

All the right things are not always possible
and all the possible things are not always right.
so, be true to both your mind and heart
then you will never go wrong.

I guess that I'm da loser
Cause u hav found some1 new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over u