For when your late-night conversation went quiet on their end. A sweet explanation that they didn't want it to stop.
When a girl/boy falls asleep texting you,
It doesn't mean you bore her/him.
It just means she/he didn't
want to end the conversation!
One line that cuts through everything about love. Send to someone who has stayed through all of it.
LOVE
is not about whom
you have known the longest..
OR
Who came first...
OR
Who cares the best...
It's all about WHO CAME & NEVER LEFT.
A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend
" You Are As Useless As.
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''AY'' In ''OKAY'' :P
Funny Oxymoron's:
(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married
Never ever try to test friendship
because friends are like diamonds
when you hit them they don't break
but may slip away from your life
A smile that starts on the lips, reaches the eyes, and glows on the face. Wishing you that kind of moment today.
Smile is completed
When It begins with you Lips,
Reflects in your Eyes,
&
Ends with a glow on your Face
I Wish U many many Smiling Moments in ur life.
"True love comes only 1 time with 1 person.
If it comes for the second time,
it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!!!" :-)
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
You're like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can't smile without you.
Don't love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever..
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide