Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

It was character that got us out of bed,
commitment that moved us into action,
and discipline that enabled us to follow through.

(Zig Ziglar)

Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

Koi muntazir hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy...

Warm wishes on Rakhi Day!
Rakhi Day is the day when special people
like u r thought of fondly with luv & cheer.
Hope every hour of this special day is filled with moments,
that will bring happiness 4 U.
HAVE A GR8 RAKHI BHAYYA
With loads of love
Yours ever loving sis

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Laila and Majnu switch to carrier pigeons after getting tired of mobiles. One day a pigeon arrives with no letter — it was a missed call.

Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what¢â‚¬â¢s this?

Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.