SMS / Text Messages

I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
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Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

True love brings...

Real love doesn't flatter you — it holds a mirror in front of you every day, whether you like what you see or not.

"True love brings up everything-
you're allowing a mirror
to be held up to you daily"

Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife wishes husband were an SMS she could save forever; husband says he wishes she were a ringtone he could change every week.

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Roman Urdu SMS arguing that a stone heart is actually loyal: names carved in rock, unlike names traced in sand, never wash away.

Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi
Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi,

Log humein pathar dil kehte hain,
Lekin wo jante nahi,
Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

As your Brother is always beside you

Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there...
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there...
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone...
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever...

[ HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN ]

Hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

A warm Roman Urdu good night confessing that going to sleep without thinking of a beloved friend is simply not possible.

hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty

tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!

Good Night (S)

Life ho to aisi

A full weekly life plan: love on Monday, engagement Tuesday, wedding Thursday, fighting Friday, divorce Saturday, rest Sunday, next person Monday.

Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.