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Question by a student !!

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?

7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?

1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever,
2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat,
3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans,
4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend,
5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years Or Even Decades,
6: They Can Do Shopping For 25 Relatives In 25 Minutes,
7: They Don't Freak Out When They Go To A Party N See Another Man Wearing The Same Shirt, Instead They Become Buddies.

Best month to get married

A one-word answer joke about the best month to get married — a month that does not exist.

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly