SMS / Text Messages

Close to my heart

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Because.....
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.

Difference between stress, tension & panic

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Never say u r happy when u r sad

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive...
good luck and best wishes for ever.............

I love your smile

A compliment about your smile with an insult hiding in the color choice.

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

I am using your wife

A message about using a neighbor's wife that turns out to be about WiFi.

A man received message from his neighbour.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.

Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)

Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)

Big House But Small Family.!
More Degrees But Less Common Sense.
Advanced Medicine But Poor Health.!
Touched Moon But Neighbours Unknown.!
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind.!
High IQ But Less Emotions.!
Good Knowledge But Less Wisdom.!
Lots Of Human Beings But Less Humanity.!
Many Comedians,But None Are.. FreaKy.!