SMS / Text Messages

I knocked at HEAVENS door

Cool/Decent SMS

I knocked at HEAVENS door
GOD asked" What is your wish of today?"
I said " Plz protect love and BLESS
the one reading this message"

GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "

I am still standing on same spot

Broken Heart SMS, Sad SMS

I am still standing on same spot,
Where you left my heart to rot,

At first i thought i'd make it through,
But, seems like i can't stop loving you,

It is getting very hard to be strong,
Coz i have been missing you since long,

And now i don't have anymore tears to cry,
Still my heart's can't seem to say goodbye..!!

5 seconds of smile

Cool/Decent SMS, Smile SMS

If 5 seconds of smile
can make a photograph more beautiful.

Then just imagine
if you keep always smiling
how beautiful your life will be.
So keep smiling !!!!!

Style of break up

Break up SMS, Funny SMS

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

Husband, wife & spare tyre

Funny SMS, Wife SMS

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan

Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check in the assembly line that
whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Pakistan.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away! :-D
Genius Nation.