A man received message from his neighbour.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.

Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)

Big House But Small Family.!
More Degrees But Less Common Sense.
Advanced Medicine But Poor Health.!
Touched Moon But Neighbours Unknown.!
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind.!
High IQ But Less Emotions.!
Good Knowledge But Less Wisdom.!
Lots Of Human Beings But Less Humanity.!
Many Comedians,But None Are.. FreaKy.!

Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.

Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you,
how much i think about you,
how much i miss u
and
show that i trust u...