Playful Rakhi SMS from a sister asking her 'loveable but kanjoos' brother for at least some commission in exchange for all those prayers.

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.

“Happy Raksha Bandhan”

You're...
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you're there to listen,
you're there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you'll be there,
throughout the years!

A list of creative zoo-animal insults delivered as a fake disclaimer: don't actually say these to anyone, it would hurt feelings.

Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

Friendship and Love are medicine
for any kind of pain
but
be sure that there is no medicine
in the world
for pain given by Love and Friendship.

Someone said,"It's hard to live alone
It's harder to choose someone to love
but the hardest part of loving
is to admit that you have fallen in love
with someone who can never be yours

I replied,"and you know the best part
is when you get the person you love the most
while other peoples still keep thinking it's not possible!!!"

It's not hard to find someone
who will tell you
that they love you.

It's hard to find someone
that actually means it.

Some people you need to hear from every day, and some people seem fine going days without you. This page has texts for both: messages for the person you miss, and quotes for when the silence is telling you something.

I can't go a day without talking to you

1. I can go days without talking to you,
   Months without seeing you,
   But not a second goes by that
   I don't think about you.
   Miss you...!
2. I can't go a day without talking to you. Even a two-minute call fixes whatever went wrong before it.
3. A day without talking with you feels like a page missing from my day. Nothing makes sense without it.
4. Busy or not, tired or not, I'll always find a minute to hear your voice. That minute is the best part of my day.
5. My phone could have a hundred messages and I'd still be waiting for the one from you.
6. We didn't talk today and I noticed it in everything. The tea was flat, the jokes weren't funny and the evening felt long.
7. Don't let a whole day pass without saying hello. Even a "hi" from you changes my mood.

Missing them on the quiet days

1. We haven't spoken since morning and I've already read our old chats twice. Call me when you're free.
2. One day without your voice and I've realised how noisy the world is without you in it.
3. Distance I can handle. Silence from you is harder. Text me back when you can.
4. I'm not angry that you're busy. I just miss you, that's all.

If someone can go days without talking to you

1. If someone can go three days without talking to you and feel fine, believe what that silence is telling you.
2. People make time for what matters to them. If you're always the one who texts first, it's okay to stop and see who notices.
3. Don't chase someone who can go days without you. The right person will miss you on the first day.
4. Silence is an answer too. You don't have to keep asking the same question.
5. I won't beg for a conversation. If you want to talk, you know where to find me.
6. If they can go days without talking to you, you can learn to go days without waiting for them.

If he can go a day without talking to you

1. If he can go a day without talking to you and not even wonder how you are, he isn't missing you the way you miss him.
2. A man who wants you will find a way to say good night, even on his busiest day.
3. Don't confuse his convenience with his love. Love shows up, even if it's only a short text.
4. You deserve someone who notices your silence, not someone who enjoys it.

Short texts

1. Not a day without you. Not even one.
2. Talked to you once today and I've been smiling ever since.
3. My day isn't over until I hear from you.
4. A day without your voice is too long.

More missing you messages

• I miss our conversations
• Never doubt my love messages
• Secret "I miss you" riddle
• Don't expect anything from anyone
• Good night for a busy person
• Miss you SMS

Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .