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Google or Yahoo ???
Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)
- I will never marry in my life
- Cable T.V
- Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
- Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
- Santa's sexy wife
- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
- Theif entered kitchen
- Titanic was sinking.
- Santa in court
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
- What a shot you made - santa singh
- Coffee and wine shop difference
- A Chini was in hospital.
- Never search ur happiness in others
- Kissing ur wife in ur home....
- Lion bounced on wife
- How to settle abroad?
- We love most, who love us most
- An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
- When you wait for someone ....
- U Can't let them wait that long
- Thats a lucky match stick
- Bachelor or Married again
- U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
- Banta to his new bride
- Because married men are more obedient.
- Cut workload by 50%
- Life Is Like A Cafeteria.
- Santa throw the butter out of the window?
- What should I write against mother tongue
- Mom in the room
- To avoid side effects
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚
Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Never search ur happiness in others which will make u feel alone, but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u are left alone
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
How to settle abroad? For Boys: Study hard Get good grades Appear in ielts n toefl Apply for student visa Wait for the call Appear in the interview Get admission in a university Get good grades Search for a job Work hard, earn well to settle For Girls: Marry this guy
When we are happy... We search the person- we love the most... But... . . . . . "When we are sad... We search the person- who loves us the most..."
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
When you wait for someone for few minutes, its your NEED. For few hours, its your TRUST. For few weeks, its your FRIENDSHIP But to wait when you know, the person will not come, its your LOVE....
Just because you know someone would wait for you forever, it doesn't mean that you can let them wait that long
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your […]
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?‚ “Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied. “But what will you live on?‚
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them:p
Life Is Like A Cafeteria. You Take Your Tray Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End. You Can Get Anything You Want As Long As You're Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria. If You Wait For People To Serve You, You'll Wait Forever. Life Is Like That Too. You Make The Choices […]
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long.....!
When Your Mom Decides To Be In The Room While You're 0n The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google n Stare At It
Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!