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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender... Circuit Bhai!

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EXam's song by Munna bhai

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EXam's song by Munna bhai:

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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Biwi aur premika sath sath

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Yeh Oxford kya hai

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

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Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."

Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat...
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"

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