Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
"GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
Hindi Munna bhai SMS
Hindi Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages
Papar aur jhapar main farak
(22 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)
Loading...CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga
(23 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)Loading...Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.
(18 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
(33 votes, average: 3.39 out of 5)Loading...Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai
Tera dost chor hai kya
(23 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)Loading...CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..
(27 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
(20 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!