Hindi Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Yeh Oxford kya hai

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

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Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."

Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat...
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"

Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai

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Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

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Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tariqa

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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
"GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

Papar aur jhapar main farak

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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.