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New APP for Husbands in iphone 7
After massive demand from all husbands...
A new app called,"Fear" is launched in IPHONE 7
You just say ,"Wife"
and it immediately closes all websites,
hides all chats,
shuts down all games,
hide all special folders
deletes chat history!
and best above all,
it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.
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