SMS4Smile

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Headlights and wipers

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posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS |

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

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