U luv sum1,u marry sum1 else

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1. Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

2. Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

3. Marry someone who can cook

Marry Someone Who Can COOK LOVE Fades, HUNGER Doesn’t :-P

4. I will never marry in my life

Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.

5. Find and marry me!

How Cute! A Boy & A Girl Were Playing Hide-Seek.. She Sent A SMS:" If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. If You Can't I'm Hidden In D Shed".!

6. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

7. Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

8. Sardar selected a short girl to marry

Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

9. Love means 2 c sum1 wid closed eyes

Luv means 2 c sum1 wid closed eyes, 2 miss sum1 in crowd, 2 find sum1 in evry thought, 2 live 4 sum1 but be sure dat sum1 z only ONE.

10. Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

11. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

12. Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

13. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

14. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

A husband justifies hitting his wife by saying you only hurt the ones you love. She hits him back twice — to prove she loves him too. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap […]

15. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

16. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

17. Add wife, have life :p

If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life :p

18. Funny Ways to Propose via Message: Propose Day SMS

Propose Day is 8 February. If saying it face to face feels too much, these funny, romantic and shy proposal texts do the job, and there are marriage proposal lines for when it's serious. Funny ways to propose via message I have spent many sleepless nightsin your love, and I don’t wantmy son to do […]

19. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

20. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

21. Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

A history fact check that dismantles the romantic story behind the Taj Mahal. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married […]

22. Husband was seriously ill

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

23. Husband wife mein larai hoi

A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

24. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

25. A loving relationship is one

A full picture of what love should actually feel like. Send when you want someone to know what your standard looks like. A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to […]

26. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

27. Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Wife confronts husband about the insults he muttered in his sleep; his defence is that she misunderstood — that he was asleep. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

28. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

29. Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

30. Cricket match, Wife and husband

A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

31. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

32. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

33. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D