Funny SMS / Text Messages

Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!

A man went to hell

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A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said "u can do that"

after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"

The human brain is most thing outstanding

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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....
until you fall in love

Difference between shit and oh shit

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Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
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but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Don't drink unboiled water

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Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!

Picture on driving license and facebook

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Funny Truth-

No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,

nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

I'm warning you

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Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
Girl : That's why I'm warning you..

Hurry up ! :D :D

Choosing Career Is Like

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Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p

New element added to periodic table

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A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name:GIRL

Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone

What a lovely weekend I enjoyed

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A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
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Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
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On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There's no money in your account.

Boy:
I know,
But, you can't imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)

We have mutual friends

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I Wonder If 1 Day
Somebody Will Ever Come
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Knock 0n My Door
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Tell Me
"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK "
Can I Come In ... =P =D