aaj tumhein akeiley mein....

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1. Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho

Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho, Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye". (Hazra Ali R.A)

2. Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

3. Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

4. zara se cell mein de jagah tu

Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu, Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu, Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu, Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu, Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana

5. Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,

Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai, Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana, Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.

6. Is pyari si subah mein

Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan, aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham:)

7. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

8. Rango mein ghuli ladki ...

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

9. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]

10. Bari fursat mein banaya hoga

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... " simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

11. Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

12. Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

13. Deepak mein agar noor na hota

deepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK"

14. Kuch waqt baqi hay new year aanay mein

Abhi Kuch Lamhy Baqi Hain, Sal K Khatam Honay Mein, Chalo Aisa Karen Hum Tum, Gilay Shikway Jo Rehte Hai, Hamesha Darmiya’n Apne, Kyun Na Khatam Kar Dalen, Naye Waday Nayi Qasmein, Nayi Umeed Hum Bandhe’n, Naye Andaz Se Jeewan Ka Ik Ik Rukh Badal Dalen, Dilon Mein Hain Kadorat Jo, Hum Us Ko Khatam […]

15. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

16. Deepawali mein deepo ka didar

Deepawali mein deepo ka didar Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hazaar. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Diwali¢â‚¬Â

17. Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai

Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai, To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se, Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main, Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se

18. Teri yaad mein humne

Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

19. Computer mein windows

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam? Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

20. Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho

Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho, Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan, Phir le ker aaounga Q k I'm Ramadan Al-widah :-( (jumma-tul-wida)

21. Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye. Happy Diwali.

22. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

23. Her hal mein ALLAH per bharosa

Agar ALLAH apki dua qabool kerle, To iska matlab he k WO APKA iman mazboot ker raha he, Agar thori der se kare to Aap k SABAR ko Barha raha he Laikin Agar qabool na kare to aapka iman Azma raha he. Is liye hamen har Hal mein "ALLAH" per BHAROSA karna chahiye.

24. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

25. Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

26. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

27. Warid menu mein khushamdeed

Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

28. Aaj kal mein free hun

Buzrgon ka qual he ky. Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he. Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.

29. 1 pathan aero plane mein

1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

30. Paya tha jisay khuwab mein

>G |'""\/"""| >– | –R‘I‘G >– |__|'v'|__| >D Aankhen KhuLi to Jaag Uthi Hasraten "TAMAM" Usko Bhi KHO Diya, Jisay Paaya tha KHUWAB me..!!

31. Gaon mein clinic khol lon

Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"

32. Ek baar le lo baahon mein Saajna

Man hi man karati hu baatein Dilki her ek baat kah jaati hu Ek baar le lo bahon mai ab to sajna Yahin her baar kahte kahte, ruk jaati hu!!! Happy Hug Day 2020

33. Baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya

Mujhey Mohabat Hay Apney Haath Ki Sub Ungaliyoon Say Naa jaaney Kiss Ko Pakar K baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya LOVE U PAPA Happy Father Day!'