Funny Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Rooms Waiter Waiting Waiting rooms
If you wait for the waiter in the restaurant, Aren't you a waiter? — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
Waiters are like actors waiting in the wings, bantering whenever we passed each other on the restaurant floor, shouting at each other backstage in… — Richard Eyre Copy Share Image
People who are rude to waiters... I don't like that sort of thing. People who take cuts in line... it doesn't fly! — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
...the waiter has to come from a place of concentration, subjugation, and complete, limitless service. Nothing is too much trouble. The customer is always… — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
It's a very, very difficult space to operate in, the restaurant business-it requires a lot of human beings to intersect at just the right… — Rocco DiSpirito Copy Share Image
There's not a sense that the person who is waiting on the table is somehow a lesser person that the person who is eating… — Julia Gillard Copy Share Image
I don't like grand restaurants or kowtowing waiters. I don't need that kind of attention and I don't want it. — Danielle Steel Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
