Natasha Leggero

I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and…

— Natasha Leggero

Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.

— Natasha Leggero

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

— Natasha Leggero

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

— Natasha Leggero

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing — is there anything you can do?

— Natasha Leggero

I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few…

— Natasha Leggero

I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.

— Natasha Leggero

If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by…

— Natasha Leggero

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

— Natasha Leggero

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash,…

— Natasha Leggero

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

— Natasha Leggero

My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately…

— Natasha Leggero

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like…

— Natasha Leggero

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

— Natasha Leggero

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people…

— Natasha Leggero

The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.

— Natasha Leggero

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

— Natasha Leggero

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from…

— Natasha Leggero

There are some die-hard 'Chelsea Lately' fans, and that's where the majority of my fans come from. Chelsea is really helping make…

— Natasha Leggero

The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.

— Natasha Leggero

There's something grounded about 'Ugly Americans,' so I think it's good that I'm playing a version of myself in these elevated cartoon…

— Natasha Leggero

Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits…

— Natasha Leggero

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

— Natasha Leggero

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

— Natasha Leggero

All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.

— Natasha Leggero