The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash,… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and sometimes the world, and… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing — is there anything you can do? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few people who… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by women, produced… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
