Funny Quotes by Confucius

He who sling mud, lose ground.

— Confucius

To know and not do, is to not yet know.

— Confucius

I never really said all those things I said

— Confucius

To be fond of learning is near to wisdom.

— Confucius

Heaven begat Virtue in me; what can man do unto me?

— Confucius

Never seek illicit wealth.

— Confucius

I could see peace instead of this.

— Confucius

Sincerity is the way of heaven.

— Confucius

The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous.

— Confucius

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.

— Confucius

Even in killing men, observe the rules of propriety.

— Confucius

Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it.

— Confucius

Better than the one who knows what is right is the one who loves what is right.

— Confucius

It is better not to proceed at all than to proceed without purpose.

— Confucius

Worry not that no one knows you; seek to be worth knowing.

— Confucius

You do not understand even life. How can you understand death?

— Confucius

To know that one knows what one knows, and to know that one doesn't know what one doesn't know, there lies true…

— Confucius

There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind.

— Confucius

By the ruler's cultivation of his own character there is set up the example of the course which all should pursue.

— Confucius

A youth is to be regarded with respect. How do we know that his future will not be equal to our present?

— Confucius

There is good government when those who are near are made happy, and when those who are afar are attracted.

— Confucius

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed.

— Confucius

When you see a good person, think of becoming like her/him. When you see someone not so good, reflect on your own…

— Confucius

Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune.

— Confucius

Wealth and rank are what men desire, but unless they be obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. Poverty…

— Confucius

At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning. At thirty, I stood firm. At forty, I had no doubts. At fifty, I…

— Confucius

Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

— Confucius

Whatever heaven ordains is best.

— Confucius

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

— Confucius

The funniest people are the saddest once

— Confucius

he who will not economize will agonize

— Confucius

The sun and moon shine on all without partiality.

— Confucius

The inner nature of man is the province of Music.

— Confucius

Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.

— Confucius

“The funniest people are the saddest ones”

— Confucius

Man shoot at nothing, sure to hit it.

— Confucius

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door.

— Confucius

Without knowing the force of words, it is impossible to know more.

— Confucius

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

— Confucius

Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.

— Confucius