Funny Quote by Confucius Download Open image “Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.” — Confucius ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Life Men Money Prunes Running Wise man once said
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According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
Man takes a great deal of pains to heap up riches, and they are but like heaps of manure in the furrows of the… — Matthew Henry Copy Share Image
“Damson plums were a favorite Elizabethan fruit and “eaten before dyner, be good to provoke a mans appetyde.” They were also popular dried into… — Francine Segan Copy Share Image
What a hell of an economic system! Some are replete with everything while others, whose stomachs are no less demanding, whose hunger is just… — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
“People who sell bolts and nuts and locomotives and frozen orange juice make billions, while the people who struggle to bring a little beauty… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
He who works his land will have abundant food, but the one who chases fantasies will have his fill of poverty — Bible Copy Share Image
Well, at least you have led us to the small mailman and the one who smells of prunes." - "UP — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Would it not be better if they spent more money on wholesome things like oranges and wholemeal bread or if they even, like the… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Man takes great pains to heap up riches, and they are like heaps of manure in the furrows of the field, good for nothing… — Matthew Henry Copy Share Image
Attack the evil that is within yourself, rather than attacking the evil that is in others. — Confucius Copy Share Image
In ancient times, those who wished to illuminate the world with virtue first brought order to their nations. Wishing to order well their nations,… — Confucius Copy Share Image
Better than the one who knows what is right is the one who loves what is right. — Confucius Copy Share Image
Knowledge is merely brilliance in organization of ideas and not wisdom. The truly wise person goes beyond knowledge. — Confucius Copy Share Image
I live in a very small house, but my windows look out on a very large world. — Confucius Copy Share Image
To rule a country of a thousand chariots, there must be reverent attention to business, and sincerity; economy in expenditure, and love for men;… — Confucius Copy Share Image
Does Heaven ever speak? The four seasons come and go, and all creatures thrive and grow. Does Heaven ever speak! — Confucius Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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