“Did you know rats can leap over ten feet horizontally? And they always aim for the jugular.” — Sara Wolf Rats Copy Share Image
“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.” — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“My gut isn't wrong. Except when it has diarrhea. Then it is very, very wrong.” — Sara Wolf Diarrhea Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to kick it back” — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
“Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass.” — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“Sometimes people need to be messed up. It reminds them life is short.” — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
“And offers me a black rose. "I figured you'd hate flowers, so I decided to get one that matched your soul" He… — Sara Wolf Flower Copy Share Image
“Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!” A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my… — Sara Wolf Green eyes Copy Share Image
“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be… — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“It’s okay, buddy!” I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. “Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and… — Sara Wolf Benevolent Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, we can’t do the things we want to do for ourselves. Sometimes we wait for someone else to do them. You… — Sara Wolf Change Copy Share Image
“The sadness will last forever. And I think he was right, but I also think he was very, very wrong. It doesn’t… — Sara Wolf Last forever Copy Share Image
“And he uses big words, so he's probably a huge nerd. To be fair, I do too, but that's because I'm fabulous.… — Sara Wolf Big words Copy Share Image
“Oh, horseshit! I-I mean, darn!” She corrects herself quickly. Why don’t you come in and have some tea. Do you like tea?… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to kick it back. In the nuts. With steel-toed boots. Essentially, if… — Sara Wolf Kick Copy Share Image
“Snow White! I remember her story. She was the one with the seven stunted humans looking after her. She cooked and cleaned… — Sara Wolf Snow white Copy Share Image
“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and… — Sara Wolf Letter Copy Share Image
“You are the sun, I try to say. You are the most important. You are the only light that’s ever truly pierced… — Sara Wolf Happiness Copy Share Image
“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going… — Sara Wolf Eternal life Copy Share Image
“Okay, okay. Ms. Muffin stays. But keep in mind; first impressions are everything, and the only people Ms. Muffin will impress are… — Sara Wolf First impressions Copy Share Image
“you, Mr. Bernard,”. “Last time I checked they don’t pay you to ogle teenage girls. They pay you to teach. So start… — Sara Wolf Great day Copy Share Image
“This is going to sound slightly stalkerish, but I can't help but notice you’ve decapitated Jack Skellington and put him on your… — Sara Wolf Gaze Copy Share Image
“But this boy. This stupid, wonderful boy just might be worth it.” — Sara Wolf Love love love Copy Share Image
“How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of… — Sara Wolf Drove Copy Share Image
“You’re the most confusing girl I’ve ever met.” “Yeah.” I smile. “Not sorry.” “Good.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I’m gross. Look at me – getting all sloppy in front of my mortal enemy. Unexecutable. Inexhaustible. Un…un…under the sea.” — Sara Wolf Gross Copy Share Image
“- and I’d be honored to try marriage with you - ” Jack smiles. “- you big stupid idiot.” — Sara Wolf Idiot Copy Share Image
“You try to. You try to stop all these injustices, and save people from them. But you never try to save yourself” — Sara Wolf Justice Copy Share Image
“I’m all about that shit.” Mom shoots me the Disapproving-Mom-Subtle-Lip-Frown. “I’m all about that poop,” I correct delicately.” — Sara Wolf Mom Subtle Copy Share Image
“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I… — Sara Wolf Greet Copy Share Image
“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so… — Sara Wolf Vampires Copy Share Image
“Living is really weird. You never get used to it. But it happens anyway. And sometimes you find things that make it… — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
