“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going… — Sara Wolf Eternal life Copy Share Image
“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section… — Sara Wolf Book club Copy Share Image
“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“you, Mr. Bernard,”. “Last time I checked they don’t pay you to ogle teenage girls. They pay you to teach. So start… — Sara Wolf Great day Copy Share Image
“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.” — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“It’s okay, buddy!” I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. “Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and… — Sara Wolf Gratitude Copy Share Image
“How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Sometimes people need to be messed up. It reminds them life is short.” — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be… — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“Snow White! I remember her story. She was the one with the seven stunted humans looking after her. She cooked and cleaned… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I’m gross. Look at me – getting all sloppy in front of my mortal enemy. Unexecutable. Inexhaustible. Un…un…under the sea.” — Sara Wolf Humour Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to kick it back. In the nuts. With steel-toed boots. Essentially, if… — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
“Newsflash; not everything that drops from your gorgeous dumb mouth is the truth.” There’s a pause. “Ah, shit. I just called you… — Sara Wolf Truth Copy Share Image
“The sadness will last forever. And I think he was right, but I also think he was very, very wrong. It doesn’t… — Sara Wolf Last forever Copy Share Image
“Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!” A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my… — Sara Wolf Green eyes Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to kick it back” — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
