“For some idiot reason, the idea of going into the drink with a misspelled safety device weirded Bryce out.” — Harry Turtledove Copy Share Image
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.” — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
“She was an idiot. An idiot holding a pie in his garbage can. He probably thought she was a stalker. Or crazy.” — Jamie Farrell Copy Share Image
If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent… — Sacha Guitry Copy Share Image
They say God looks after kids and idiots, and I think actors are probably a combination of the two. — Scott Glenn Copy Share Image
Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something. — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
An honest man is all right even if he's an idiot...but a crook must have brains. — Maxim Gorky Copy Share Image
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you… — Terry Bradshaw Copy Share Image
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I'm going old school. Adult comedy but you can have your kids in the room. Kind of Andy Griffith meets Bill Cosby… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
By neglecting our garden, we are storing up for ourselves, in the not very distant future, a world catastrophe as bad as… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
For some reason, we're brainwashed to think if you're not a thug or an idiot, you're not black enough. If you go… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
“I think of myself as a political idiot. Idiot, in ancient Greece, denoted a common person without access to knowledge and information--all… — Jasmina Tešanović Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent, then you are a scoundrel... if you let… — Martin Van Creveld Copy Share Image
I've had terrible, terrible, terrible shows where I just thought, "That was off-key" or I forgot lines or I thought I looked… — Babatunde Adebimpe Copy Share Image
Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Will customers keep supporting the enormous overhead required to sustain ineffectual, unproductive stock picking across an array of thousands of individual funds… — Holman W. Jenkins, Jr Copy Share Image
Only idiots and infants need things. The language of needs is the native tongue of socialists, therapists, and paternalists of all sorts… — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
“I knew you could be naive, but I never thought you were stupid. He's an Eye , Sophie. They kill our kind.… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
My view is my entire life has been shaped by giving when I didn't have it. Some idiot who's wealthy and doesn't… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Everything is about energy. We're surrounded by electro mist, fog and smog. We're covering ourselves in the wrong sorts of electro-magnetism. These… — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
