Chickens Quote by Lewis Grizzard

“Colonel Sanders sold a hell of a lot of fried chicken, but I’m not sure anyone wants to know how he made it.”

— Stephen King

“Grits are hot; they are abundant, and they will by-gosh stick to your ribs. Give your farmhands (that is, your children) cold cereal for…

— Janis Owens

“After five years spent in retirement, he died of a chill caught while experimenting on refrigeration by stuffing a chicken full of snow. Bacon”

— Bertrand Russell

“Chicken began to cry then or seemed to cry, to weep or seemed to weep, until they heard the sound of a grown man…

— John Cheever

“wasn’t a live chicken—that would not have been kind to the chicken—but a whole, plucked chicken.”

— Cathy Lamb

The man who has fed the chicken every day throughout its life at last wrings its neck instead, showing that more refined views as…

— Bertrand Russell

The chicken had his wish, and was magically transformed into a fox. Then he found that he could not digest grain.

— Idries Shah

“Just fry the d**n bird,' gave me license to play. Michael Garrett, my sous chef at the time, and I turned chicken skin into…

— Marcus Samuelsson

The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.

— Thaksin Shinawatra

“Most philosophers must have been raised on chicken farms. One hopes for so much from a chicken and is so dreadfully disillusioned. Small chickens,…

— Sherwood Anderson

“So when you’re in doubt and feeling a little afraid, just do what Colonel Sanders did to his little chicken. He fried it.”

— Robert T. Kiyosaki

“He made a good salary but he did not flaunt it. He’d been raised in Chicago proper by a Lithuanian Jewish mother who had…

— Aimee Bender