Chickens Quotes

The sun's not yellow, its chicken!

— Bob Dylan

Creativity is like chasing chickens.

— Christoph Niemann

Left wing. Right wing. Chicken wing.

— Woody Guthrie

My arm bones looked like chicken bones.

— Tammy Duckworth

I really love fried chicken.

— Padma Lakshmi

Sanders was a friend of chickens.

— Charles Taylor Manatt

Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.

— Mariah Carey

I just love chickens.

— Patti LuPone

Apparently, word of the chicken man incident hadn’t spread quite yet.

— Rick Riordan

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

— Dave Barry

Though the Fox run, the chicken hath wings.

— George Herbert

... and with my last thought I felt some real sympathy for those poor chickens.

— Shannon Hale

Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.

— Christian McKay

And we meet, with champagne and a chicken, at last.

— Mary Wortley Montagu

Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken.

— Isabel Allende

As for real chicken soup, I have it once or twice a week.

— Jack Canfield

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries…

— Lewis Grizzard

That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke…

— Shaquille O'Neal

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

— Shaquille O'Neal

None of the people watching 'Big Brother' will bring you chicken soup if you get sick.

— Robert D. Putnam

It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains…

— Lyle Lovett

I love theme parks but I'm a real chicken on rides. I'd rather invent scary rides for my books than go on…

— R. L. Stine

The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens.

— Charles Taylor Manatt

Why did I keep hitching myself to dreams as big as that Montana sky? I was like Rooster Jim's chickens, with no…

— Kirby Larson

On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five…

— John Nettles

One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice…

— Ann Coulter

I like to stand in my kitchen with the script on a counter that's about chest high. Usually I do something else…

— Christopher Walken

One the next corner stood a cinder block restaurant with a hand-painted sign that read CHICKEN & WAFFLES. There was a queue…

— Rick Riordan

“Even the simplest of God’s animals argue and fret over position and authority… asserting, sometimes with force, just who deserves what. The…

— Michael Bunker

The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge…

— Bill Maher

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle,…

— Rachael Ray

“In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes…

— Terry Pratchett

I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day.…

— Nick Antosca

Then come on up. DO everyone a favor and shut me up," he said. "Put down your money, pick up that ball,…

— Elizabeth Chandler

He created the flavors! He created the colors. He created it all, and he did it all out of the overflow of…

— Matt Chandler

I felt great calmness and perfect peace. I had the feelings of a poor man who has just come under the protection…

— Christmas Evans

“Whenever somebody challenges me with the notion that killing carrots is no different to killing cows, I make a point of pointing…

— Mango Wodzak

It is the system itself that, that is incapable of producing freedom for the twenty-two million Afro-Americans. Just like a chicken can't…

— Malcolm X

Politicians will promise some pretty ridiculous things. They will promise a chicken in every pot. They'll promise that they'll keep Social Security…

— Bill Maher

“People care about animals. I believe that. They just don’t want to know or to pay. A fourth of all chickens have…

— Jonathan Safran Foer